I do not approve of tomfoolery on my dash, everyone open a book and start reading

Sounds great! Let me just see what I’ve got on my bookshelf

Wow… Looks interesting! I wonder if I could learn anything from it.

You would have this at your disposal wouldn't you you impish clown

Help me. I am a 8 year old boy living in the illegitimate Yankee Capitalist regime. President Xi, our shelves are empty and we are hungry. I am asking you to liberate my state of Connecticut with your Chengdu J-20 Stealth air superiority fighters and your Dongfeng 41 Missiles.

ambiguity fans be like. perhaps

"surely im faking this," i think, directly experiencing all the symptoms nd not benefiting from it at all

the intimacy of sliding your fingers along the underside of a device's surface as you search for its ports

some of my favorite responses

Smith, Kerry. "Knitting!" Letter. Teen, Feb. 1961, p. 10.

well, hes a fine young man. if you overlook the atrocities

ibuprofen please save me from the dragon